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[Transformers: Hour of War]

Again Great!

Great! I thought you'ld never return. :) Heh. I want you to know that I plug your work on NG every chance I get. I know it hasn't helped but I won't stop until Tom puts your stuff in the Transformers section. Anyone who feels the same way I urge you to email Tom and request they be put there and if you need me for anything I'll be more then happy to help.

On with the show. I though that this was kick ass as usual and the Ark didn't feel as empty as it did in the last episodes. Don't let these user's complaints about graphics and animation get to you because unfortunately most of the time on NG, your worse critics have never touched the flash program in there life but still demand a huge amount of quality based on what they think is the best stuff on NG instead of taking the flash for what it is. Everything has to be polished and the animation has to be flowing like water otherwize they'll won't give it the time of day.

There "full of barillion baloney!" Being a actual NG contributer I know that you are going to get better if you continue and have noticed even in this episode, slight improvements so there critisism doesn't bother me in the least and even if the graphics and art never changed I'd still love this!

Thanks for making something better then all the "Tranformers" animation Hasbro has barfed out over the years, by doing something so simple as staying loyal to the G1 universe and giving us the characters we all love. You understand what makes Transformers so popular unfortunately the Transformer's owners do not.

powermasterprime responds:

Well, the shows like Armada and Energon don't have characters anymore.
Oh, sure Starscream from Armada had one, but did anyone else? No.
G1 had tough guy Brawn, Fun loving wanting to prove himself Bumblebee, powerful heroic Optimus Prime, traitorous Starscream, loyal Soundwave, crazy Warpath BAM!, hippy Beachcomber, huge strong Grimlock, snooty Skylynx. I could go on forever with every single show character and name their traits. With the new stuff you can't, they're all the same.
And thanks for you support man. I was thinking this was going to be my last Transformers submission, but I may do a couple more. Hopefully it doesn't take as long this time.

[SBC says merry Xmas]

:) mERRY cLOCKMAS

Well I saw your first work when it came out and even though your a new clock and a new author I feel your movies so far seem to have a constant theme: SBC is a jerk. Heh heh. And I can't say he doesn't deserve what he got in this flash though and I love your use of the Pube muppet. Well if it wasn't for you new clocks that submit these quality clock movies the Clock crew would be dead. But it's not it's evolving. Change is good. Merry Christmas and keep it up. I hope you continue to grow and I hope you don't dissapoint me with SBC's long Lost brother 2.

-I'll be waiting for it.

SamFisherClock responds:

Merry Xmas! I shure hope I don't =)!

[Galactic Debate 2004]

Oh man ^_^

Wow! You got up early to submit this but I was up early enough to get a free save point! Thanks for waking me up with a laugh!

The bonus where Kerry is talking with Palpatine's voice and the line you used about taking your place at your father's side! OH MAN! That was GOLD! ;D AHAHHAAA! I've said this before but I'll say it again. You are a genius.

And Pingu3 uh it's great that you watched the 'real debate' but you are not reviewing that. No one cares about who you felt beat who, they want to know what you think about the Flash! It's a Rainbow animation flick! Just laugh a little and stop over-analyzing!

By the way I can't wait for the Nuclear Civil War Darth Kerry is promising! Sounds like tons of fun!

[LOTR Parody: SE p2]

A wizard is never late nor is he early...

He reviews precisely when he means to.

Well I think the impressions are top notch and it was funny-- well If you don't count the fart jokes that is I'm not into poop humor... Well, I watched the whole thing and the gag I really enjoyed was the one where Legolis says "A haricut" and Aragorn said "Yes I need one." :D It reminds me of the Naked Gun movies. Anyway nice to see members of the Tolkien club making LOTR flash. Also do you guys think you can lip sinc using the movie footage instead of making the flapping mouths I would think that would be easier. But what would I know I'm just a fool of a Took.

EH!

TheGreyPilgrim responds:

Knock your head against these doors fool of a took. And if that doesn't help you, stop bothering me with your stupidity !

LOL! nice review, EXCEPT for the 5 that is !

[SBC Mail - 1]

^__________________^

YAY! My email got through! Strawberry didn't pronounce my name right the closest you'll get to it on Speakonia is spelling it out dehhkahhthose but what the hell that program always does shit like that and it was funny. :) To bad that damn renegade former clock, Bannana tried to kill Strawberry! >:( Clocks that join the dark side how very sad. The locks already have there own section. You'ld think it would be enough to appease there wannabe master. :) O well. I really enjoy this. It was definetly not what I expected and how could I not give it a 5 when SBC read my mail!? HA HA HA HA! Here's hoping he reads more letters in the next one... that is if he is out of the hospital by then. :D Good job!

Kazzar responds:

Cool! dekathos. yeah, I just typed in your name and it was prenounced that way. oh well. but the next episode will be hosted by blob clock, because of sbc's visit to the hostpital. but the episode fallowing that will be hosted by sbc and hopefully some improvements will be made.

[John Kerry in Vietnam]

I think

I think you should be John Kerry's campaign manager. He gets more interesting everytime you make a flash about him. :D And even better then that, now I get to read stupid reviews begging you to do a Bush one! It's hillarious how the typical NG user can completely miss the point no matter how damn obvious it is. They need everything spelt out for them. I mean comments like, " OMG Kerry never did that, but it would be ok if you put Bush in the same situation..." just keep making me wonder how the human race has not killed itself off yet....what I'm trying to say is, I cannot believe you people are still not bored of Bush bashing flash yet! Wether he's a bad person or not, is it really that funny to keep rehashing the same old jokes? Jeremy is doing something here that is unique, not overrated or cliche.

Anyway I don't believe I've seen a flash by you with so much voice acting. I like it. It's fresh, it's new, it's you. VOTE KERRY! IF you're a young bicycle mechanic, that is...

[Ballad of Bilbo baggins]

HEY!

I know this is a little strange but I'm not writing this to review your movie! I am trying to contact you about something I want to discuss with you. I tried emailing you twice and it bounced back. Sorry for not critiquing the flick!! Please contact me. My e-mail is in my User account. Thanks!

[YAAFM 9: Michael Moore]

Yes! I hate rich white men like Moore!

Now that's what I call fair and balanced. >:)

Anyone who hates this because it bashes Moore and likes the Bush one because they hate Bush like so many sheep, is a hypocrite because unlike Michael Moore, The Walrus is using facts to back his flames, the same he does with every episode. He can't help it if Bush and Moore are both hopelessly retarded.

I for one am glad that a flash like this was made! Because it's rare.

I'm sure users will give this review negative points because they are afraid of opinions contrary to there own. Go ahead drones!

But wait! Hold up! I have one more thing to say! When Alienature's The KERRY Kampaign flash was put out on the front, Tom Fulp said the same thing, "We can't make fun of Bush all the time." Please stop Tom, don’t apologize! There's a word for people who need the obvious explained to them in that manner, and it's the title of this series.

-- Thank you.