Dekathos's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Metal Gear Domestic]

Now that

That was a funny Metal Gear flash. Unlike another movie that's been out recently. :( Honestly, don't even mention that in your credits. This is far superior and there is no rule that says that you can't also make a MG parody. The only thing I have a problem with is the same thing I have a problem with the game. There was no Snake and their wasn't much else in regards to animation besides the Codec gag scene and the PS2 players scene. It would of been neat to add some action and having Raiden's girlfriend interupt him while he's fighting or something. But other then that you hit the comedy about how stupid those 2 characters are on the nose AND without resorting to fart jokes either! Good for you! I hope you consider amking more involving Snake or something in the future.

Techneon responds:

well keep an eye on my Sheezyart page to see a bit more of snake
thanks

[X-Men:Dark Phoenix Rising]

BRAVO

BRAVO man! This kicks the crap out of the last one! I was wondering if I should pick up the Phoenix end song comic. Now I know I shouldn't! :)

My favorite comic book is so retarded now I guess I'll never pick up another issue again. Anyhow the sattire in this one was right on the money and it made me laugh a few times. If only Marvel would watch this. Meh--- it probably wouldn't change there minds about the direction X-men is going. It would probably encourage them to kill more people off. :( Nice job anyhow. Do one about Spider-man. If you're into his titles you know what I mean. Clone actors, Robots a goblin formula that can do anything convenient at the time-- and if you know what they are saying about Gwen Stacy you can have fuel for atleast 3 episodes.

Wogoat responds:

Actually, you should pick up Endsong. It's really impressive so far, espeically given that it's yet another Phoenix story. And the art is beautiful.

[Transformers: lotm Teaser]

Hmm...

It is the year 2005. And we need some more damn Transformers flash on Newgrounds. I'll be waiting for this. That is all.

MaSh3R responds:

hay ive waited long enough as it is, so i decided to make what i want to see on newgrounds

[Transformers: Hour of War]

Again Great!

Great! I thought you'ld never return. :) Heh. I want you to know that I plug your work on NG every chance I get. I know it hasn't helped but I won't stop until Tom puts your stuff in the Transformers section. Anyone who feels the same way I urge you to email Tom and request they be put there and if you need me for anything I'll be more then happy to help.

On with the show. I though that this was kick ass as usual and the Ark didn't feel as empty as it did in the last episodes. Don't let these user's complaints about graphics and animation get to you because unfortunately most of the time on NG, your worse critics have never touched the flash program in there life but still demand a huge amount of quality based on what they think is the best stuff on NG instead of taking the flash for what it is. Everything has to be polished and the animation has to be flowing like water otherwize they'll won't give it the time of day.

There "full of barillion baloney!" Being a actual NG contributer I know that you are going to get better if you continue and have noticed even in this episode, slight improvements so there critisism doesn't bother me in the least and even if the graphics and art never changed I'd still love this!

Thanks for making something better then all the "Tranformers" animation Hasbro has barfed out over the years, by doing something so simple as staying loyal to the G1 universe and giving us the characters we all love. You understand what makes Transformers so popular unfortunately the Transformer's owners do not.

powermasterprime responds:

Well, the shows like Armada and Energon don't have characters anymore.
Oh, sure Starscream from Armada had one, but did anyone else? No.
G1 had tough guy Brawn, Fun loving wanting to prove himself Bumblebee, powerful heroic Optimus Prime, traitorous Starscream, loyal Soundwave, crazy Warpath BAM!, hippy Beachcomber, huge strong Grimlock, snooty Skylynx. I could go on forever with every single show character and name their traits. With the new stuff you can't, they're all the same.
And thanks for you support man. I was thinking this was going to be my last Transformers submission, but I may do a couple more. Hopefully it doesn't take as long this time.

[SBC says merry Xmas]

:) mERRY cLOCKMAS

Well I saw your first work when it came out and even though your a new clock and a new author I feel your movies so far seem to have a constant theme: SBC is a jerk. Heh heh. And I can't say he doesn't deserve what he got in this flash though and I love your use of the Pube muppet. Well if it wasn't for you new clocks that submit these quality clock movies the Clock crew would be dead. But it's not it's evolving. Change is good. Merry Christmas and keep it up. I hope you continue to grow and I hope you don't dissapoint me with SBC's long Lost brother 2.

-I'll be waiting for it.

SamFisherClock responds:

Merry Xmas! I shure hope I don't =)!

[LOTR Parody: SE p2]

A wizard is never late nor is he early...

He reviews precisely when he means to.

Well I think the impressions are top notch and it was funny-- well If you don't count the fart jokes that is I'm not into poop humor... Well, I watched the whole thing and the gag I really enjoyed was the one where Legolis says "A haricut" and Aragorn said "Yes I need one." :D It reminds me of the Naked Gun movies. Anyway nice to see members of the Tolkien club making LOTR flash. Also do you guys think you can lip sinc using the movie footage instead of making the flapping mouths I would think that would be easier. But what would I know I'm just a fool of a Took.

EH!

TheGreyPilgrim responds:

Knock your head against these doors fool of a took. And if that doesn't help you, stop bothering me with your stupidity !

LOL! nice review, EXCEPT for the 5 that is !

[SBC Mail - 1]

^__________________^

YAY! My email got through! Strawberry didn't pronounce my name right the closest you'll get to it on Speakonia is spelling it out dehhkahhthose but what the hell that program always does shit like that and it was funny. :) To bad that damn renegade former clock, Bannana tried to kill Strawberry! >:( Clocks that join the dark side how very sad. The locks already have there own section. You'ld think it would be enough to appease there wannabe master. :) O well. I really enjoy this. It was definetly not what I expected and how could I not give it a 5 when SBC read my mail!? HA HA HA HA! Here's hoping he reads more letters in the next one... that is if he is out of the hospital by then. :D Good job!

Kazzar responds:

Cool! dekathos. yeah, I just typed in your name and it was prenounced that way. oh well. but the next episode will be hosted by blob clock, because of sbc's visit to the hostpital. but the episode fallowing that will be hosted by sbc and hopefully some improvements will be made.

[TomCruiseStrikesBack pt1]

OK! Cool!

You got me interested. I won't sit easy till I see your other stuff. Do you use some sort of voice amplifier for your flash? :P There's something very Sea lab about your art style. Hope you get offended by that kind of comparison. Anyhow there are a few things about Mr. Cruise that makes him unbeatable:

1) He's a damn good lawyer

2) He's a damn good American Samurai

3) He can't handle the truth.

4) Dieing his hair white in his new movie makes him a damn good actor.

Ok enough in-jokes. ;) I enjoyed this. Keep it up!

PhallicMoose responds:

Unbeatable, eh? Just you wait...

[The KERRY Kampaign]

2 young bicycle mechanics...

^_^ Yay! I got to admit when I saw this was another political cartoon I was a little worried. Thank you for something different and for making a anti-Kerry flash in the midst of hundreds of repetitive, anti-Bush ones. It's a refreshing change. It's also a pain to make fun of the man. He's so boring. ;) So this was definetly not a easy task and I for one one am not so stupid that I'm going to think any of this cartoon was meant to be serious or offensive even if I liked Kerry because I know Alienature is very, very rarely serious. This is no more different or 'staged' then George Bush's The Secret Speech flash and should be taken with just as little seriousness. But there was one truthful honest statement said here either way America --' your !@#$.' ;(

JeremyLokken responds:

Hey Dekathos. You said it about him being boring. I spent 1 whole night just editing his voice into something that is mildly interesting. Thanks for the review, old NG friend!

[Heavenly Genocide]

Oh.

You said it was Japan... ;/ That's odd. I thought it was when I saw the architecture and you said it was a 'Island' but then I was expecting the genocide to be the A-bomb...mmm. I'm just trying to understand this..

Oh I'm glad you kept the pace up on it and didn't slow it down for it to get boring I'll tune in for part 2. :)

Iranarama responds:

Well , i'm trying to create a story about how the english built embassies in china, but this time in japan, with military force, and i want to have a rebelious responce from the japs. well its complicated, thanks for yer comments.

Peace